All The Weird Kids Upfront

Brandon. 25. New Orleans.

I'm a nerd disguised as a hipster.

My love is like Jesus, but worse.

About me: I’m in charge of the livelihood of three cats for a month and I just ordered a pizza for myself at 12:30 a.m.


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Some character profiles from Saturday Night Slam Masters, arcade. I’m surprised that Haggar was born in New York and not Metro City. I’m not surprised that he likes pounding punks.

Rey Mysterio ladies and gentlemen.

Rey Mysterio ladies and gentlemen.

I saw on TV about this little kid
Who had a pig for a pet
His mom had once been attacked by a dog
So a pig was the closest thing he could get
This has of course nothing to do with anything
I just get so nervous when I’m talking to you
All I think about everyday is just kissing you
An old feeling that feels refreshingly new